Adam in the Garden of Eden, at the Creation Museum

A Day at the Creation Museum 🦖

Recently I visited the Creation Museum (not far from Cincinnati), which I’ve always wanted to see for funsies. In the past, I’ve gone deep on both sides of the evolution vs creation debate, since learning about the science of evolution was one of the earlier steps for me in moving away from the wacky religious views I was raised with.

But yeah, funsies were had. I was already very familiar with the claims of young-earth creationists (since I was raised as one), but there were still some great moments. For example:

  • I got to see life-size recreations of Adam and Eve in Jurassic Park… I mean the Garden of Eden, with dinosaurs around them.
  • I learned that the universe only started aging after Adam’s sin. I’m guessing it triggered a reworking of the laws of physics, but I can’t be sure since they didn’t elaborate.
  • Saw models of Noah’s Ark under construction. Apparently, they had the technology for wooden cranes operating via fossil fuels in ~4,000 BC, which is pretty dope. I think the research papers were subsequently lost in the flood.
  • Got to savor the cognitive dissonance of how they combined (1) framing the entire museum as showing how they’ve come to different scientific conclusions by using the same evidence but starting from a different worldview, and (2) their counterarguments to mainstream science that were often just “this really old book says so.”

They also repeatedly came out strongly against racism (which was nice) and tried to portray evolution as inherently racist. I think they might have only skimmed the part of the Bible where Noah’s black son named Ham (the father of all black people according to the story) and his descendants were cursed in perpetuity because Ham got his dad drunk and saw him naked. (I think it would be pretty fun to get boozed up and try making a spinoff of Drunk History called Drunk Bible Stories.)

So I’d say I learned a lot but still have some questions.

Anyhow, here are some photos.

Here we see Adam and Eve ~6,000 years ago in the Garden of Eden, with a dinosaur in the background. It’s not as historically accurate as it could have been because I’m pretty sure Eve used a different brand of hair straightener.
Props for coming up with a cool design for the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil (which looks like the love child of an octopus and a pomegranate), rather than going with a generic apple.
Checkmate, atheists!
Whoa! Never mind the Everest-topping global flood itself. What a time to be alive it must have been to experience the effects of 750 million years of plate tectonics compressed into Noah’s less than a year at sea.
It’s a shame that god used up his timeline compression skills on plate tectonics (as cool as that was) rather than on removing all suffering.
Not very convincing evidence for dinosaurs having only gone extinct in the last ~100 years.

By the way, this museum is not cheap. The base price is $40 + $10 for parking + tax. That’s already starkly higher than for other museums in the region, but after all their add-ons for additional exhibits, etc. it could run you well over $100 per person, and that’s before getting any food or hitting up their huge gift shop.

In their defense, the museum and park’s production values are reasonably high—e.g., they’ve built an impressive full-scale replica of their interpretation of Noah’s Ark (which, alas, is not seaworthy). But that costs another $40/person + parking to visit. So maybe not see-worthy? I’ve also heard the museum has consistently lost money and underperformed its forecasts. Nevertheless, it definitely felt like a money-making enterprise rather than primarily being about spreading the good word of the lord.

Another thing I found interesting was that in the museum’s largest theater hall they were playing a video of Creation Museum founder Ken Ham in an extended debate with Bill Nye the Science Guy, during Bill’s visit. This was interesting because Bill Nye was incredibly impressive in the video and able to articulately answer all kinds of questions thrown at him that were trying to cast doubt on many of the fields of science (and there are a lot) that contradict creation theory and the Noah’s Ark flood story. Ken barely even tried to muster counter-responses except to continually grill Bill on why anything in life mattered if we weren’t going to live forever in heaven after we die. The fact that this video was a major, permanent exhibit must mean they think it makes Ken Ham look good and makes the museum’s case seem credible. It couldn’t have had a stronger opposite effect on me.

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